methroid: first i park my bitch

dietchola:

there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved

shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence

lovinitmorethanmurder: whatever you say Shaniqua La’Quaysha

theselener:

when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about

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glittertech: sweetmotherofyaoi: oh god. We’re that bad, huh? Neopets. Did you do the thing, Neopets? Tell me the truth, Neopets.

jakemalik:

i bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating

naking:

still lookin for my sugar daddy in shining armor